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Every time you turn it on a hippy gets its wings.
Emotionally available. Willing to change. Won't ever bring up any annoying habits.
Packed with a full day's supply of freaky.
Attention crop circles: you have met your master.
The best waste of time for twenty bucks or less.
Lavagnugen
Set your inner child free-just not near your boyfriend.
Hot Lava fields…nothing is real.
Because your soul doesn't text message.
All the fun of volcano worship without the messy human sacrifices.
Lava…just say yes!
Relaxation, 24/7.
Reality is so overrated.
Attention all underachievers: your ship has come in.
Part meditation, part aphrodisiac-Darn, we should be asking more for this.
When watching reality TV is too challenging.
Light therapy without the psychobabble.
"Serenity is hypnotic" - the Dalai Lava.
Turns your brain to guacamole with the flip of a switch.
Quality programming without the commercial interruptions.
Visuvius…gone-Mt. St. Helens…erupting-- LAVA®…just beginning.

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